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Jackie Schimmel | From Fake Diplomas to the Rise of The Bitch Bible Podcast

Jackie Schimmel | From Fake Diplomas to the Rise of The Bitch Bible Podcast

Update: 2024-07-301
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This episode of Althovine features Jackie Shimmel, a podcast host known as the "bitch bible" on social media, as a guest. The episode covers a wide range of topics, from Jackie's unexpected pop star journey during COVID-19 to her college dropout story and her experiences as a receptionist. Jackie also shares a past encounter with the host, where she canceled a podcast appearance after the host called her boyfriend a "budget Ryan Gosling." The conversation delves into the evolution of podcast culture, reflecting on how they've changed their views on people they previously criticized. Jackie discusses her origins in LA and her preference for privacy, revealing her reluctance to participate in reality TV shows. She shares her early blogging experience and her transition to social media and podcasting. Jackie also discusses the challenges of motherhood, particularly her lack of patience and the constant demands of caring for her baby. She shares her honest feelings about the early stages of motherhood and her evolving relationship with her son. Jackie offers advice to aspiring podcasters and pop stars, suggesting that the market is oversaturated and it's difficult to make money. She encourages pursuing other avenues for income and emphasizes the importance of owning intellectual property. The episode concludes with a discussion about pop culture moments, including Britney Spears' head shaving incident, Kanye West interrupting Taylor Swift's acceptance speech, and Kim Kardashian's "Champagne Booty" photo. Jackie shares a bizarre story about her neighbor Cheryl, who seemingly lost her arm during COVID-19, leaving the mystery unsolved. The conversation takes a surprising turn as the speakers reveal their shared phobia of birds, discussing their experiences with avophobia and their attempts to overcome it. The episode ends with the introduction of the speakers' new podcast, "Wholeheartedly with Kendall and Galey," which focuses on sharing their personal journeys, struggles, and triumphs.

Outlines

00:00:00
Introduction, Sponsors, and Jackie Shimmel

This episode of Althovine is sponsored by Bowling Branch and Progressive. The host introduces Jackie Shimmel, a podcast host known as the "bitch bible" on social media. They discuss Jackie's self-deprecating humor and her successful podcast.

00:00:49
Jackie's Pop Star Journey and College Dropout Story

Jackie reveals her unexpected pop star journey, sharing how she released a song during COVID and even charted. She discusses the song's production and her initial excitement, which later turned into embarrassment. Jackie talks about dropping out of college after only one day and how she faked a diploma to get a job. She shares her experience as a receptionist and her attempts to get fired for a severance package.

00:01:21
A Past Podcast Encounter and the Evolution of Podcast Culture

Jackie reveals a past encounter with the host, where she canceled a podcast appearance after the host called her boyfriend a "budget Ryan Gosling." They discuss how their perspectives have changed over time. Jackie and the host discuss the evolution of podcast culture, reflecting on how they've changed their views on people they previously criticized. They acknowledge the ease of talking negatively about others and the importance of reserving the right to apologize later.

00:01:47
Jackie's Origin Story and Private Life

Jackie discusses her origins in LA and how people often mistake her for being from New York. She shares her thoughts on New Jersey and her lack of an accent. Jackie reveals her preference for privacy and her reluctance to participate in reality TV shows. She discusses her husband's private nature and her own desire for a private life.

00:01:57
Jackie's Early Blogging Days and Podcast Journey

Jackie shares her early blogging experience, which focused on real housewives recaps. She explains how she learned to code and build a website out of necessity due to a lack of funds. Jackie reflects on her 10-year podcast journey, discussing how she transitioned from blogging to social media and podcasting. She shares her initial luck in a less saturated market and her current enjoyment of podcasting.

00:02:16
Motherhood and Jackie's Perspective

Jackie discusses the challenges of motherhood, particularly her lack of patience and the constant demands of caring for her baby. She shares her honest feelings about the early stages of motherhood and her evolving relationship with her son. Jackie explains how having a child hasn't significantly shifted her content or perspective. She discusses her husband's role as a father and their relationship.

00:02:46
Advice for Aspiring Podcasters and Pop Stars

Jackie offers advice to aspiring podcasters and pop stars, suggesting that the market is oversaturated and it's difficult to make money. She encourages pursuing other avenues for income and emphasizes the importance of owning intellectual property.

00:03:05
Pop Culture Game and Iconic Moments

The host shares her high sleep score and discusses the reliability of the Aura Ring. They transition into a pop culture game, revisiting iconic moments and sharing their perspectives. Jackie and the host discuss Britney Spears' head shaving incident, acknowledging the societal response and the pressures she faced. They speculate on how Taylor Swift would handle a similar situation today. Jackie and the host discuss Kanye West interrupting Taylor Swift's acceptance speech. They express their disapproval of Kanye's actions and discuss how Taylor Swift might handle a similar situation today. Jackie and the host discuss Kim Kardashian's "Champagne Booty" photo that broke the internet. They question the internet's reaction and speculate on how they would have fared in a similar situation. Jackie and the host discuss Brad Pitt's relationship with Angelina Jolie and its impact on Jennifer Aniston. They speculate on Brad Pitt's regrets and express their support for Jennifer Aniston. Jackie and the host discuss the Tiger King phenomenon and how they've blocked out memories of content consumed during COVID-19. They share their experiences with podcasting during the pandemic. Jackie shares a bizarre story about her neighbor Cheryl, who seemingly lost her arm during COVID-19. She describes her attempts to solve the mystery and the awkwardness of encountering Cheryl after the pandemic.

00:42:49
Pop Culture Obsessions, Avophobia, and New Podcast

The conversation starts with a lighthearted discussion about pop culture moments, including the infamous "Tiger King" and JoJo Siwa. The speakers share their opinions on these figures and how they perceive their actions and public image. The conversation takes a surprising turn as the speakers reveal their shared phobia of birds. They discuss the intensity of their fear, the specific triggers, and their experiences with trying to overcome it. The speakers share their personal struggles with avophobia, particularly in public settings. They discuss their experiences with pigeons in Paris and how they navigate their fear in everyday life. The speakers express their shared experience and the rarity of finding others who truly understand their phobia. They discuss potential solutions and share their personal experiences with trying to manage their fear. The speakers introduce their new podcast, "Wholeheartedly with Kendall and Galey," which focuses on sharing their personal journeys, struggles, and triumphs. They invite listeners to join them on this journey of self-discovery and growth.

Keywords

Bitch Bible


A term used to describe Jackie Shimmel's podcast and social media presence, reflecting her unapologetic and often humorous commentary on various topics.

Pop Star


A term used to describe a musician who achieves widespread popularity and commercial success, often associated with pop music. Jackie uses this term self-deprecatingly to describe her brief foray into music during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Universal Reverse Psychology


A humorous concept used by Jackie to describe the unexpected outcomes that occur when one acts nonchalant or indifferent. She applies this concept to her unexpected pregnancy and her podcast's success.

Aura Ring


A wearable device that tracks sleep patterns, heart rate, and other health metrics. Jackie and the host discuss their experiences with the Aura Ring and its accuracy.

Britney Spears


A renowned pop singer who gained immense fame in the late 1990s and early 2000s. Jackie and the host discuss Britney Spears' head shaving incident and the societal response to it.

Kanye West


A prominent rapper, songwriter, and fashion designer known for his controversial statements and actions. Jackie and the host discuss Kanye West's interruption of Taylor Swift's acceptance speech.

Kim Kardashian


A reality TV personality, businesswoman, and social media influencer known for her entrepreneurial ventures and public persona. Jackie and the host discuss Kim Kardashian's "Champagne Booty" photo and her influence on pop culture.

Tiger King


A popular Netflix documentary series that follows the lives of big cat owners and breeders, particularly focusing on the rivalry between Carole Baskin and Joe Exotic. The series sparked controversy and widespread discussion about animal welfare and the reality of reality television.

Avophobia


An extreme or irrational fear of birds. This phobia can manifest in various ways, including anxiety, panic attacks, and avoidance of situations where birds might be present. It can significantly impact daily life and social interactions.

Q&A

  • What is Jackie Shimmel's podcast known for?

    Jackie Shimmel's podcast is known for its unapologetic and often humorous commentary on various topics, earning her the nickname "bitch bible" on social media.

  • How did Jackie Shimmel become a pop star?

    Jackie released a pop song during the COVID-19 pandemic and surprisingly charted, leading her to jokingly refer to herself as a pop star. She later found the experience embarrassing but acknowledges the song's quality.

  • What advice does Jackie Shimmel give to aspiring podcasters and pop stars?

    Jackie advises aspiring podcasters and pop stars that the market is oversaturated and it's difficult to make money. She encourages pursuing other avenues for income and emphasizes the importance of owning intellectual property.

  • What is Jackie Shimmel's perspective on motherhood?

    Jackie shares her honest feelings about the challenges of motherhood, particularly her lack of patience and the constant demands of caring for her baby. She acknowledges her evolving relationship with her son and her excitement for his future.

  • What is the mystery surrounding Jackie Shimmel's neighbor Cheryl?

    Jackie shares a bizarre story about her neighbor Cheryl, who seemingly lost her arm during the COVID-19 pandemic. She describes her attempts to solve the mystery and the awkwardness of encountering Cheryl after the pandemic. The mystery remains unsolved.

  • What are some of the pop culture moments that the speakers are currently obsessed with?

    The speakers discuss their fascination with "Tiger King," JoJo Siwa, and Jessica Belan's TikTok content, highlighting their diverse interests and perspectives on these figures.

  • What is avophobia and how does it affect the speakers' lives?

    Avophobia is an extreme fear of birds. The speakers share their personal experiences with this phobia, including their triggers, the intensity of their fear, and how it impacts their daily lives and social interactions.

  • What are some of the strategies the speakers use to manage their avophobia?

    The speakers discuss their attempts to overcome their fear, including exposure therapy and their personal strategies for navigating situations where birds might be present. They also share their experiences with seeking support and understanding from others.

  • What is the focus of the new podcast "Wholeheartedly with Kendall and Galey"?

    The podcast aims to share the hosts' personal journeys, struggles, and triumphs, providing listeners with relatable stories and insights into navigating life's challenges and pursuing personal growth. They invite listeners to join them on this journey of self-discovery and empowerment.

Show Notes

#758. Join Kaitlyn Bristowe as she chats with the irreverent and hilarious Jackie Schimmel, host of "The Bitch Bible" podcast. In this laugh-out-loud episode, Jackie shares her wild career path, from faking a diploma with Microsoft Paint to becoming an infamous receptionist who just couldn't get fired. Hear about her early days of blogging, learning to code, and eventually turning her aggressive public diary into a top comedy podcast!


Jackie reveals her unapologetic take on motherhood, her infamous pop culture hot takes, and the unexpected twists and turns of her life. Don’t miss this rollercoaster of an episode filled with sharp wit, candid confessions, and plenty of laughs!


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EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS:



  • (8:03 ) - The story behind Jackie’s fake diploma and her attempt to get fired from her receptionist job.

  • (11:52 ) - How Jackie started her blog, "The Bitch Bible”

  • (22:25 ) - Jackie opens up about her journey of motherhood.

  • (38:51 ) - A tale about her neighbor's missing arm during COVID that turned into a murder mystery in her house.


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